Some old folks makes us dolt, The myths they tell make me jolt. “Hair turns white by applying honey,” “If your palm itches, you will get money.” “Sugar makes kids hyperactive,” “Microwave foods are radioactive.” “Cold weather gives you cold,” What you’re told isn’t always gold. “Carrots make you see in dark,” “Drop of blood miles away smelt by shark.” “Right eye twitches, happy riches,” “Left eye twitches, sorrow switches.” Too many myths and folktales, They make some kids go nervous and pale. Let’s prove these fallacies wrong, And send the myths back where they belong.