Tampons should be free Yet they are taxed as a luxury And men's razors are taxed as a necessity So tampons should be free Men can survive with some stubble But blood everywhere causes trouble So tampons should be free Scotland’s got it figured out Their free tampons don’t run out But America’s government Will scream and shout Saying "tampons can't be free" But they need to stop this immaturity Because tampons should be free And if they aren't made free for you and me We'll just bleed for all the world to see We can bleed everywhere that we get to be So please make tampons free