Trigger warning : Metaphorical gun, subtle suggestion, and dark humour. Please read with sunny heart, cause I intended it as a report of an imaginary confrontation with my own intrusive thought. so long as I put my finger near the trigger Ohh, it took you long enough The mocking voice Make me really want to Cock the tense pump Now, what? Hesitated? I have to admit That was on point But this barrel? It won't lie Do it I dare you, do it now! *long exhales *crack *crack "BANG!" I briefly twitched and murmured "I'd say, the Benelli Exorcism seems pretty effective..."