It was a Saturday evening when I caught a glimpse of splendor, A beauty and feminal grace my eyes had ever laid eyes on. I felt a great honor and amazement as she glanced my way, Then she'd mark the leather seat of my iron steed With her delicate and ferocious paws. She'd licked and cleaned, slashed and mauled with those. To embellish such finery to a lowly peasant as I, I am forever grateful, you royal Catness.